if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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