you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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