i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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