She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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