Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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