By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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