it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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