party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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