he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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