are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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