am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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