Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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