You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He did a backflip because drugs
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