That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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