She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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