Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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