you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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