she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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