I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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