She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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