dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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