she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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