IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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