why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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