I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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