Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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