Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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