I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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