rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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