He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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