If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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