i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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