I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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