Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How drunk are you?
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