so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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