i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
All I want is dick and wine.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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