I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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