does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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