i just google imaged poop.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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