I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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