Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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