She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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