How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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