I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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I'm too high and old for this...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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