i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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