I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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