We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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