I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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