Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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