when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I understand Curling. That high.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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